A Pumpkin Lady Rant: The Jack O' Lantern Mon.

My creativity was having a bit of a lie in today and I found myself in a pit of darkness because of it. How ever am I supposed to blog without my imagination? Am I truly going to break my resolutions this soon?

Nay I said.

Nay says I.

I confess, I do normally just cobble together something in about 5 minutes, if you haven't noticed and thought I put effort into these few posts, please, do tell me. My ego will balloon.

My ego ballooning. I was so young...

Needless to say I have gotten off my original topic.

I asked a friend of mine what I should use as a topic. She said her. So this is that, my Pumpkin Lady rant.

Such a sweet Pumpkin she was at first. So young and innocent. It was on her first Halloween that her true side came out... the Jack O' Lantern Mon. A truly fearsome beast.

x Insert censored picture here I'm too lazy to make. x

Claws that snatch and teeth that catch... oh wait. No. Jabberwock. Hang on.

Oh yes. A mind with no brain. A head empty but filled with fire! Riding the streets at night... coming after you with a stereotypical Jamaican accent! Oh the horror! The horror! And then... she becomes oh so sweet Pumpkin Lady again. Such a stunningly cruel deception.

And I have to be completely honest here. I lost any possible idea of what I was going to say because I was distracted by my ego balloon. So I'm not going to prolong my death out anymore.

It is time.

To pop the balloon.

Lils, being popped.